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		<title>caketurtle</title>
		<link>http://chris.sartoris.org/2012/01/23/caketurtle</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 12:50:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>works for me</title>
		<link>http://chris.sartoris.org/2011/12/20/works-for-me</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 13:29:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>delicious</title>
		<link>http://chris.sartoris.org/2011/11/01/delicious</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 13:12:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>indeed</title>
		<link>http://chris.sartoris.org/2011/10/14/indeed-4</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 19:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ephemeriis</dc:creator>
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		<title>all the things</title>
		<link>http://chris.sartoris.org/2011/09/28/all-the-things</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 14:21:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ephemeriis</dc:creator>
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		<title>caffeinated</title>
		<link>http://chris.sartoris.org/2011/09/18/caffeinated</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 00:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>particle horse</title>
		<link>http://chris.sartoris.org/2011/09/15/particle-horse</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 01:20:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ephemeriis</dc:creator>
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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vejIFEQ5VrQ">Click here</a> to view the video on YouTube.</p>

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		<title>poor Fluttershy</title>
		<link>http://chris.sartoris.org/2011/09/12/poor-fluttershy</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2011 23:04:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ephemeriis</dc:creator>
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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e44BGkQ8eD8">Click here</a> to view the video on YouTube.</p>

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		<title>choices</title>
		<link>http://chris.sartoris.org/2011/09/02/choices-2</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 12:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ephemeriis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://chris.sartoris.org/images/caticons/humor_small.png" width="32" height="32" alt="" title="Humor" /><br/>You do get choices in DX:HR.  You can build you character to be a straight-up walking tank&#8230;  You can go for the stealthy approach&#8230;  You can focus on hacking&#8230;  You have to pick which weapons to haul around &#8211; choosing whether to go for raw firepower, or stealth, or non-lethal alternatives&#8230; And, to a large [...]]]></description>
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<p>You do get choices in DX:HR.  You can build you character to be a straight-up walking tank&#8230;  You can go for the stealthy approach&#8230;  You can focus on hacking&#8230;  You have to pick which weapons to haul around &#8211; choosing whether to go for raw firepower, or stealth, or non-lethal alternatives&#8230;</p>
<p>And, to a large degree, those various options are all viable.  By emphasizing stealth, you can bypass a lot of enemies and get through a mission without firing a single shot.  By emphasizing hacking, you can gather a lot of additional information and resources, and you can turn various robots and turrets against your enemies.</p>
<p>But then you get to the boss battles&#8230;</p>
<p>There was one guy, early in the game, that I talked out of fighting.  He probably could have been a boss battle if I&#8217;d gone in that direction.  But then I ran into the guy with the gun-arm&#8230;  And the invisible lady&#8230;  And neither one of them wanted to talk.  Nor was there really a whole lot my hacking or stealth skills could do for me.  Both of those fights took place, basically, in a sealed box.</p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t have too much trouble with that first fight &#8211; the one featured in this strip.  I lobbed an EMP grenade at the guy and then emptied all my combat rifle ammo into him.</p>
<p>That second fight, with the invisible lady, was horrible.  I&#8217;d had more time to specialize in hacking and stealth, and had bypassed most of the combat in the game.  I was not built for a straight-up firefight.  And I, as a player, wasn&#8217;t sure how to deal with a straight-up firefight.  I must&#8217;ve died about 12 times in that one fight alone.</p>
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		<title>indeed</title>
		<link>http://chris.sartoris.org/2011/08/08/indeed-3</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2011 12:05:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ephemeriis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diablo]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://chris.sartoris.org/images/caticons/diablo_small.png" width="32" height="32" alt="" title="Diablo" /><img src="http://chris.sartoris.org/images/caticons/games_small.png" width="32" height="32" alt="" title="Games" /><img src="http://chris.sartoris.org/images/caticons/humor_small.png" width="32" height="32" alt="" title="Humor" /><img src="http://chris.sartoris.org/images/caticons/software_small.png" width="32" height="32" alt="" title="Software" /><br/>Penny Arcade does a pretty good job of summarizing the latest furor over Diablo 3: So, Diablo 3 is going to require an always-on connection back to Blizzard for the DRM.  Instinctively, this annoys me. I don&#8217;t like DRM to start with.  I don&#8217;t like being told what to do.  Being told that I have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://chris.sartoris.org/images/caticons/diablo_small.png" width="32" height="32" alt="" title="Diablo" /><img src="http://chris.sartoris.org/images/caticons/games_small.png" width="32" height="32" alt="" title="Games" /><img src="http://chris.sartoris.org/images/caticons/humor_small.png" width="32" height="32" alt="" title="Humor" /><img src="http://chris.sartoris.org/images/caticons/software_small.png" width="32" height="32" alt="" title="Software" /><br/><p>Penny Arcade does a pretty good job of <a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/2011/8/8/">summarizing the latest furor over Diablo 3</a>:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/8/8/sound-and-fury/"><img class="alignnone" title="Sound and Fury" src="http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/i-bMtwfTg/0/L/i-bMtwfTg-L.jpg" alt="" width="560" height="281" /></a></p>
<p>So, <em>Diablo 3</em> is going to require an always-on connection back to Blizzard for the DRM.  Instinctively, this annoys me.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t like DRM to start with.  I don&#8217;t like being told what to do.  Being told that I <em>have </em>to be on-line to play D3 because of the DRM just annoys me.</p>
<p>But, realistically, it isn&#8217;t that big a deal.  Unless something happens to my ISP, I&#8217;m on-line pretty much 24/7.  And even back when I played <em>Diablo 2</em>, I was usually playing on Battle.net anyway.  Even if I was playing by myself &#8211; I&#8217;d create a game, password protect it, and go to town.  That way I didn&#8217;t have to worry about backing up my characters if I had to reload my computer.</p>
<p>And, of course, none of these folks screaming about boycotts are actually going to refrain from playing the game.  They might pirate it instead&#8230;  But they&#8217;ll still play.</p>
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